Women too.

OHMIGOD.

That's Right. Its me again. 

You know what? I admit I've made a few mistakes in life. Okay, so a lot of mistakes. Alright, a LOT of mistakes. But the biggest mistake of all was having kids, i.e. creating you guys. I mean, what was I even thinking when shitting Adam and Eve out? Those two were just a mess, I guess I should have Beta tested or something first. Adam was alright I guess, I mean, he was stupid, he didn't think much, he did what he was told, and all I had to do to keep him occupied was to show him some tits. But Eve was a fucking nightmare. Her brain functioned through the damn roof, everything I said was some sort of restriction on her freedom, everything I did was something anti-feminist. "You don't love me because I'm a woman!" 

The What now?

Ugh. Feminism. Its a dirty fucking word. They want to be equal by proclaiming how different they are. How back ass backwards is that? They ARE different. They DON'T need to be treated the same way as men. It is fucking asinine to demand it to be so. Same goes with affirmative action in general, but I'd like to narrow the scope and perhaps cut down on some of my hate mail.

Women... don't say you want the same treatment as men get. You don't really want to work 80 hours a week to support your family, to work at a job that you can't stand in order to provide for people that you never see. You want the option to have maternity leave, you want to come back to work part-time after having kids, you want tampon machines in your restrooms. You want consideration after consideration to be made for you, but not have to deal with any of the consequences. Don't lie to me and tell me that it's about being equal because that's bullshit. What you want is OPPORTUNITY. You want equal pay.