Yo yo yo this is Almighty in the House.
So here's the deal, let me tell you some more about my childhood. When I was a teenager, it was all about sex. So I had angels and whores to keep me happy. Now, in this day and age, its more about making people happy.
HA
Nah, its still about sex. I knew I couldn't pull that off with a straight face.
What? Everyone has urges. I've tried the whole, be a good guy make people happy thing. Its just not for me, you know? I mean remember the Jesus stuff? That was a fucking disaster. So I'm gonna stick to the sidelines and watch you guys blow each other. And boy is it fun to watch you humans screw your lives up. I mean, if I had cable(which I don't cus T.V. is overrated) you guys would be my 24 hour doofus channel. I mean, I've done some screwed up things in the past, but you guys, ho ho you guys. You guys crack me up. You wanna make me laugh? Just tell me about your future plans.
Alright peeps, see you again tomorrow, PEACE.
God.
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